They put novacain around my anus. Then pulled the tooth it didn't numb my mouth my butt was asleep for weeks.


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HAAAA!!!!!!!! I peed my pants when I read this. good job aspen.


I want to get my a-hole bleached. will aspen do it for me?

to Anonymous #901901

I don't see why not. Aspen always has people bent over with their pants down anyway.


that's what u call a deep filling! rectal ramming?

Dallas, Texas, United States #842564

My butt itches.

Atlanta, Georgia, United States #837635

that must be some good stuff. where can I get inline for some of this novuscain stuff. did they give you any to take home with you?

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States #836537

Wow if Aspen Dental will lower themselves to childish remarks, when anyone who reads the comments from the two that were posted are blatantly false I don't think I would want to use their services.

to RJ Tampa, Florida, United States #837626

False or not, this isn't the first time aspen will have been viewed as complete clowns

Syracuse, New York, United States #835637

Hi anonymous , I am very sorry if you have had a poor experience with your anus.We would appreciate the opportunity to speak with you about this further.

Would you mind giving me and update on your anus by giving us a call at 1-866-273-8606 at your earliest convenience? Please ask for Jane upon calling and leave your debit card number.

We'd like to make sure we charged you for the Novocain and resolve these concerns to your complete satisfaction.- Thank you, Amanda

to Aspen Dental Chicago, Illinois, United States #836810

Hello RJ, I am very sorry that you were exposed to this post.We assure you it was not written by Aspen Dental.

We have solicited for removal of this chain and are looking into this further.

We hope you will consider choosing Aspen Dental if you are in need of care.- Thanks and regards, Amanda

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